How to Get Rid of a Desperate Chick


Darling! Can you get my cell phone recharge done?
Hey, when are you going to become responsible? You haven’t returned my calls.
Are you bored of me?

If questions like these are the talk of the day between you and your girlfriend, then you are suffering from “Desperate Chick Syndrome”. However, you may not be the first one to be a victim of it. There are two ways to straighten things out with your partner. Either ask her to part ways with you amicably or opt for one of these cunning ways to show her the door.

Let’s just be friends

This line may work if your girl friend is moderately desperate. However, it is not that simple though, this can be one of the most urbane and genteel way to break ties with her. If she understands then, she will nullify the relationship.

My family doesn’t want to me date

One must acknowledge that this is a cowardly statement. However, it is full proof. You could use your parents’ opinion as a shield saying their consent is quintessential for the relationship to progress further.

I’m going kill myself

If your chick uses this line don’t take it seriously. Psychologists maintain that people who insist on committing such a ghastly act never give a heads-up. This is an all time favorite move to rejuvenate the relationship. It is advisable not to fall in her web and remain adamant on your decision to walk out of her life or vice-versa.

Seek help from a friend

It is obvious that your girl friend doesn’t want to exit the relationship. So you could opt to seek help from her best friend or common friend to explain the situation better.

Infidelity

If you manage to date some other person and your disloyalty surfaces, then chances of the relationship to debacle are bright. However, keep in mind that such a move could backfire. It is one of the most unethical ways to untie a relationship.

Ignore her

This may act like slow poison. It will be the most painful and agonizing thing that one could do ditch. If you un-friend her from your Facebook/Orkut list then, your intentions will be evident. If you become workaholic then you could use it as an excuse to ameliorate the situation. However, this move should be last in one’s list.

Change your number and address

This is an auxiliary move in a bid to ignore her. It will wipe your existence for a considerable time. I must insist that it may not prove to unequivocal. There are high chances of fishing out the new number and location through a common friend.

It is crucial to realize that no matter how desperate a chick may be; she still has a heart. There is no painless way to debilitate the heart. All one could do is choose the least painful way. (Dating, MensXP.com)

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